theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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