Can Purell be used as lube?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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