And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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