I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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