Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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