i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
be right there i have to get my cape
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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