just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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