You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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