doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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