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say what?
wanna hang out?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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