We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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