what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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