Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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