dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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