Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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