In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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