Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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