Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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