Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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