if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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