I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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