so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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