i think my tv is drunk
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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