No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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