Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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