I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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