Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ugly people sure do ruin things
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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