sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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