i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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