Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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