You're my little dorito
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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