More tranny stories later!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
