pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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