Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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