if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Small penises have feelings too.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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