He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
my sisters under your porch take her home
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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