im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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