I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
tell me about the eggs
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