I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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