We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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