He kissed a someone with a penis
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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