2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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