Soap is not a condiment
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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