I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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