Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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