Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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