I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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