Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Me too!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
