They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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