Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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