tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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