Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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